My wife thinks I am doing the laundry just to turn all of her pants into 'floods' that fit my significantly shorter legs. She probably thinks this is a clever ploy on my part to expand my wardrobe without buying anything new.
If it is, it's still subconscious.
But, just to be on the safe side, if I show up at your home and offer to do your laundry, it's probably best if you just say no.
They don’t really talk to me anymore
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